Feeling like a professional f*ck-up?
Let's get your sh!t done.
Stop drowning in self-help books and empty excuses. This is raw, weekly accountability designed to rip you out of your rut.
THE NO-NONSENSE SYSTEM
Your Rut Ends Here. No Fluff. Just Results.
Find Your ONE Thing
On our first call, we cut through the noise and pinpoint one clear, achievable goal. Not ten things. One. That’s your first win.
Weekly Check-Ins
Once a week, we jump on a call. You show up. You report back. The pressure of having to say it out loud? That’s the secret weapon.
Build Relentless Momentum
You stop drifting. You start doing. Week by week, you gather proof that you’re not a mess. You’re just someone who needed the right kind of push.
This is for you if...
- You have 10 brilliant ideas and 0 finished projects.
- You know *what* you should be doing, but can't make yourself start.
- You're tired of breaking promises to yourself.
- You've tried every productivity app and self-help book.
- You just need someone to call you on your excuses.
Hey, I’m Joe.
I used to be a master of making excuses. My breakthrough came when I realized I didn't need another great idea. I needed someone to keep me grounded in reality.
So that’s my job. I’m your reality check. I get in the trenches with you and keep you pointed toward the finish line. I’m not selling a secret. I’ve just walked this path before and I can show you the way through.
REAL PEOPLE. REAL PROGRESS.
“I sat on my business idea for 3 years. Four weeks with Joe, and the site was live.”
- Future You 1
“I didn’t need motivation. I needed a mirror. This gave me one.”
- Future You 2
“The weekly call was the only thing that kept me accountable. And it worked.”
- Future You 3
“I launched my podcast after procrastinating for a year. One month. That’s all it took.”
- Future You 4
Your Questions, Answered
What if I don't have a clear goal?
That’s exactly what the first call is for. Most people feel stuck because their goals are vague or overwhelming. We’ll cut through the noise and lock in one clear, doable thing to focus on.
Is this therapy?
Nope. I’m not a therapist. I’m your focus partner. We don’t unpack childhood trauma. We figure out what needs doing now, and we make sure it gets done.
What’s the refund policy?
Show up to all 4 calls, do the work we agree on, and if you still feel it wasn’t worth it. I’ll give you a full refund. No drama. No BS.
How much time does this take each week?
The call is 15–20 minutes. Your “one thing” is up to you, but it won’t be another full-time job. The point is to stop overthinking and start finishing.
Ready To Stop F*cking Around?
The pilot program is $99 for 4 weeks of accountability. That's it. No recurring fees, no hidden costs, no bull. This is a low-risk way to see if this is the kick you finally need. Complete the form below today to get started.